The Tale of Bypass Carryout: Where Legend Meets Liquor



Serving Up Smiles (and Spirits) Since Disco Was King

Howdy, neighbor! Pull up a chair, grab a cold one, and let us spin you a yarn about the watering hole that's been keeping Vanceburg in good spirits since the 1970s. 🕺

Our Humble(ish) Beginnings

Back when bell-bottoms were all the rage and folks thought "streaming" meant fishing in the creek, Bypass Carryout burst onto the scene like a firecracker at a Fourth of July picnic. We set up shop faster than you could say "Hold my beer," and we've been here ever since, outlasting trends, presidents, and those pesky low-carb diets. 💯

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What Makes Us Tick (Besides Caffeine and Kentucky Bourbon)
Our Not-So-Secret Recipe

  1. One part extensive selection (more options than a Kentucky Derby hat contest)

  2. Two parts exceptional service (we're friendlier than a golden retriever at a family reunion)

  3. A splash of local charm (we've got more personality than a bluegrass banjo solo)

  4. Garnish with a drive-thru (faster than a thoroughbred with its tail on fire)

Mix it all up, and you've got yourself a concoction we like to call "The Bypass Special." 🍸

Our Mission (Should We Choose to Accept It)

We're on a quest to be more than just your average liquor store. We aim to be:


  • The coolest hangout this side of the Ohio River (minus the actual hanging out, we've got laws to follow, folks)
  • A beacon of hope for the thirsty and confused (our staff knows more about alcohol than a sommelier at a wine-tasting rodeo) 🤠
  • The pride of Vanceburg (move over, Johnny Bivens, there's a new sheriff in town) 
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Our Vision (It's 20/20, and Boy, Is It Spectacular)

Picture this: A world where every fridge is stocked, every party is poppin', and every customer leaves with a smile wider than the Cumberland Gap. That's the future we're brewing up, one satisfied customer at a time. 

We're not just here to sell you booze (though we do that pretty darn well). We're here to:


  • Keep the good times rolling (like a barrel down Bourbon Street) 🍾
  • Support our community (we sponsor more local events than you can shake a stick at)
  • Prove that small-town charm and big-city selection can coexist (like biscuits and gravy, we just work) 

Join Our Story (We Promise It's a Page-Turner)

So, whether you're a longtime local or just passing through, come on down to Bypass Carryout. We've been here since your daddy was knee-high to a grasshopper, and we plan on sticking around long enough to serve your grandkids (of legal drinking age, of course). ✔️


Remember, at Bypass Carryout, we're not just selling drinks – we're pouring out a little piece of Vanceburg history with every transaction. And unlike that fancy wine you've been saving, we only get better with age!




Y'all come back now, y'hear?! 👋