Welcome to Bypass Carryout: Kentucky's Best-Kept Secret
Where the beer's colder than a politician's promise! 😏
Keeping northeastern Kentucky hydrated and happy since 1972
Quenching Lewis County's Thirst Since Before Y'all Could Spell 'Muskie'
Hey there, neighbor! If you've stumbled upon our little corner of the internet, congratulations - you've just discovered Kentucky's best-kept secret. We're Bypass Carryout, the oasis of refreshment in the heart of Vanceburg. 🍻
Why We're Not Just Another Liquor Store
More Buds than Your Grandma's Garden
Our Budweiser™
selection is colder than a January dip in the Ohio River
Vape Like It's 2024
We're not just blowing smoke - check out our new vaping products
Drive-Thru Faster Than a Coon Dog on a Hot Trail
Because sometimes you need your beverages without leaving the comfort of your truck
Colder than a Mountain Spring
Our coolers keep your drinks chillier than a January morning in the Appalachians
Proudly Serving the Fine Folks of Lewis County Since 1972
We've been here longer than some of y'all have been alive, and we ain't planning on going anywhere. Why? Because where else are you gonna find a place that knows the difference between a muskie and your cousin Merle? 🤷🏻♀️
Your Local Beverage Destination Since 1970s
More than Just a Liquor Store
WHAT OUR CLIENTS ARE SAYING
Bypass Carryout's Budweiser is colder than my mother-in-law's stare.
128 KY-8, Vanceburg KY 41179
Where in Tarnation Are We?
Smack Dab in the Heart of Vanceburg!
You'll find us easier than spotting a deer during hunting season. We're perched on Route 8, right past (or before!) the intersection depending on whether you're coming up the river or down.
128 KY-8, VANCEBURG KY 41179
FAQ
Everything You Need to Know (And Some Stuff You Don't)
Listen up, folks! We're open more often than a politician's mouth during election season.
Are you guys open?
More than likely! We only close on Sundays. Here's the scoop:
- Monday to Saturday: 8:30 AM - 10:00 PM
(That's from rooster crow to possum prowl for you city slickers)
Do you check IDs of just take our word for it?
We sure do check IDs! We're stricter than your grandma at Sunday dinner. No ID, no service - even if you swear you left it in your other pair of overalls.
What forms of payment do y'all accept?
We take cash, credit cards, debit cards, and even them newfangled phone tap things. Sorry, we don't accept livestock trades or IOU notes from your cousin Bubba anymore.
What's Your Return Policy? Can I Bring Back This Beer My Uncle Earl Didn't Like?
Sorry, partner. Once it leaves our store, it's yours to keep. We can't take back opened products faster than you can say "hold my beer." But if something's wrong with your purchase, come talk to us. We're nicer than we look.
You Offer Delivery? I'm Comfier Than a Cat in a Sunbeam and Don't Wanna Move.
We sure do! As long as you're in Lewis County and not trying to get us to climb up to the top of a holler. There's a small fee, but it's cheaper than the gas you'd waste trying to find your keys.
I Heard Y'all Sell Them Newfangled Vape Doohickeys. What's the Deal?
Well, butter my biscuit, you heard right! We've got more vape products than a fox has tricks. Whether you're trying to quit the cancer sticks or just want to look cooler than a polar bear's toenails, we've got you covered:
- E-cigs slicker than a greased pig
- Juice flavors that'll make your taste buds do a happy dance
- Mods fancier than a rooster in a tuxedo
- Coils, tanks, and all them other bits and bobs
Our staff knows these gizmos better than a squirrel knows nuts. So if you're feeling more lost than a turkey on Thanksgiving, just holler at one of our friendly faces. We'll have you puffing like a steam engine in no time!
Remember, though: these ain't toys, and we don't sell to youngins. You gotta be old enough to run for president (or at least buy a lottery ticket) to purchase these cloud-making contraptions.